So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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