At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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