so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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