he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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