I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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