i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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