do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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