she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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