Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
