After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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