i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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