She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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