Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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