Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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