I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she looked like the before picture.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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