I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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