You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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