school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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