Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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