drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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