I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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