Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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