Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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