Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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