so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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