The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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