I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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