At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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