Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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