it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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