Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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