My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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