I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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