Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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