Your tits are I can't wait for
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
They have beer where we have blood.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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