People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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