My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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