I got chris browned last night
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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