I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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