so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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