I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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