I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All the doctor said was why
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