Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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