is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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