This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
