just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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