my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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