: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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