i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
