There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
is that a dick in a sweater?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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