Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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