Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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