My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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