In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I believe in your delicious
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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