It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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