Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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