Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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